STATEMENT ON APPLICATION OF SUZANNE MILLS FOR PARTY MEMBERSHIP

Dearest beloved brother and sister comrades, it is my pleasure to announce that the application of Suzanne Mills, formerly of the Party Hearty, for Parted Hearty party membership has been approved by the Parted Hearty screening committee after her spectacular decision to cross the floor!

With immediate effect therefore:

AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION OF THE PARTED HEARTY

 

1. The Parted Hearty shall now be lead by new political leader Suzanne Mills;

 

2. The Parted Hearty shall, forthwith, be immediately re-absorbed into the PARTY HEARTY;

 

3. Therefore, the Parted Hearty shall now be synonomous with the Party Hearty and, in this way, the Parted Hearty political leader will also be re-installed as Party Hearty leader.

 

4. These resolutions shall be final and binding upon all and sundry.

 

 

Signed at Croton House

 

DEPUTY FOR BACHANNALIAN AFFAIRES

Report on the Parted Hearty's mass rally

THOUSANDS turned up in their numbers at the Hollows, Queens Park Savannah last week Saturday to hear the special announcement made by Parted Hearty instigator Andre Bagoo over the stunning decision of Party Hearty political leader Suzanne Mills to cross the floor, leaving her beloved Party Hearty to join the Parted Hearty in protest over the tenure of the deputy leader of internet affairs IT Ken Chee. (Full statement is below).

Here is a selection of some more wonderful photos from the event: