STATEMENT ON APPLICATION OF SUZANNE MILLS FOR PARTY MEMBERSHIP

Dearest beloved brother and sister comrades, it is my pleasure to announce that the application of Suzanne Mills, formerly of the Party Hearty, for Parted Hearty party membership has been approved by the Parted Hearty screening committee after her spectacular decision to cross the floor!

With immediate effect therefore:

AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION OF THE PARTED HEARTY

 

1. The Parted Hearty shall now be lead by new political leader Suzanne Mills;

 

2. The Parted Hearty shall, forthwith, be immediately re-absorbed into the PARTY HEARTY;

 

3. Therefore, the Parted Hearty shall now be synonomous with the Party Hearty and, in this way, the Parted Hearty political leader will also be re-installed as Party Hearty leader.

 

4. These resolutions shall be final and binding upon all and sundry.

 

 

Signed at Croton House

 

DEPUTY FOR BACHANNALIAN AFFAIRES